Today I was absolutely stunned. Granted, something like this has happened before, but on a much smaller scale. One day, when I came out of the bathroom, Paulchen was eating shredded cheese. Some of it was scattered on the floor and some of it was all over his sister. So I wasn't sure if he tried to feed or just decorate his sister with the cheese.
Today was ten times worse. I went to the bathroom and heard Ava crying. I finished my business and came out to take care of her before I showered. I found her on her back, in the kitchen. Okay, that wasn't so bad. But the kitchen was. We had a 2/3 full container of Quaker oats in our pantry, which was now all over the floor. AND HIS SISTER!!! I don't think Ava ate any of the oats, so I shook her off and set her up with a bottle. Then I spent about 15 minutes vaccuming the kitchen.
Now if that wasn't all for today, just as I was writing this passage, I looked over at Ava. SHE HAD STUBBLE!!! Now I may be crazy, but I'm pretty sure 8 month old girls cannot have 5 o'clock shadow. It turns out she was gnawing on the small pumpkin Paulchen painted at playgroup and the water soluable paint (fortunately non-toxic) wiped all over her mouth. I just wiped it all off, but at least that I got a photo of first.