Well, the other day our anwering machine was on the fritz, it kept blinking and wasn't working. I couldn't figure out what was wrong, so I went out and bought a new one. The new one didn't hook up properly, but while I was trying to hook up the new one, Paulchen fixed the old one. He was pressing buttons on the old one and suddenly it stopped blinking. I couldn't figure out what he did, but just counted it as good luck. Later I found out what was wrong. The next day he turned off the power strip the machine was plugged in. When I restored power it was blinking again. It turnes out when there is no message recorded, the machine won't work.
The next day, I woke to find CD-ROMS all over the place. I couldn't understand why there were. All our disks are in two places. One is a drawer too high and too heavy for Paulchen to open. The other place is a little cabinet on the counter with the more frequently used disks. He had opened this little cabinet, taken out the disk he wanted, put it in the computer and put the case back in the cabinet.
Today I woke up to find a $20 bill in his hand. It turns out he climbed back on the desk and reached the money jar. When I went to put the bill back in the jar, I found pepper all over the laptop. I had a big mess to clean up.
One thing good he did today though, was his diaper. He started whining, "diaper", which meant he wanted it changed. I'm glad he's finally bothered by a dirty diaper. It took a long time and that means he's finally ready for potty training. He didn't mind the training before, but it didn't mean anything to him. Now it's a way to avoid a dirty diaper.
Now if he would just stopped whining for a banana and then telling me he doesn't want it after I cut it up for him.